"What hope is there for creative people in Asia?" sighed a young author.

I told her that the lack of books from Asia is good news for people like her. Asian tales are rare and unusual. By contrast, Western stories are often extremely predictable.

To prove my point, I went out and bought the latest big-selling thriller at the airport. The Whole Truth, by David Baldacci, is probably stacked high in every major international airport on the planet.

Here's the story, so you can make up your own mind how original it is. Once there was a law enforcement guy called Shaw. He was good- hearted, but a bit of a maverick. He was handsome and tall.

"Rugged is how most people would describe his features, ruggedly handsome," the author tells us. Shaw goes to Holland, and speaks the local language to a surprised immigration officer. The officer, who is 1.85 meters tall and towers over most people, says: "You speak Dutch?" Shaw, who is 1.95 meters tall and towers over him, replies: "Doesn't everyone?"

Shaw then speaks to an Iranian in Farsi, before switching to "a Chinese dialect from a tiny province in the south of the communist country." So now we know that Shaw is handsome, tall AND clever.

Shaw meets a woman who is "young and beautiful, with raven hair." She says: "You're very good-looking. And large!"

But Shaw repels her, saying: "I'm married." So, now we know that Shaw is handsome, tall, clever AND principled.

As the action hots up, we find Shaw has an amazing ability to get into battles with groups of villains and single-handedly defeat them all.

At this point, I was thinking that Shaw was the least believable fictional character I had ever encountered, Spongebob Squarepants and the Hindu "cow which gave birth to the world" NOT withstanding. But I was wrong. For the author then introduced me to Shaw's woman, Anna.

"The love of his life was fun-loving in many ways, emotional and romantic, but she also possessed an IQ far to the north of genius level: brains and beauty." Anna had "long, elegantly formed legs" and "could speak 15 languages at last count, and all of them like a native."

Shaw decides that he is going to give up being an action hero and settle down to a quiet domestic life with Anna. At this point, the reader knows that if this is the most predictable story ever written, Anna will be blown to bits.

Anna is then blown to bits.

I said to the young Asian author: "So there's your challenge. Can you think of a more original story than that?" She replied: "It wouldn't be humanly possible to think of a less original one."

Too true. One character in the book was shot at, but later "found the flattened bullet in her hair."

Her head must have been as thick as Baldacci thinks his readers' heads are. Asian writers can contact our columnist for advice: www.vittachi.com